teal-deer:

copyx:

thatsnotcanon:

i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.

Guys, it’s worse.

The skeleton produces blood.

You have a skeleton inside you right now and the skeleton is BLEEDING ITS SKELETON BLOOD INTO YOUR BODY.

that’s fucking metal as hell

lotticauda:

Japan’s military painted Homura on one of their choppers omg

nintendofunclub:

remember when people used to argue over pirates or ninjas being better

do you remember 2006

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

2treehill:

lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

theanti90smovement:

paintedeyesandpaintedlies:

theanti90smovement:

how to graduate high school

• flush the toilet
• wash your hands

I just wanna say how much bullshit this is. High school is the hardest years of your life. There’s so much pressure and stress and homework and it sucks. It is NOT this easy.

no really 

• flush the toilet
• wash your hands
• and if youre feeling like an overachiever you can brush your teeth too

Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually read it and I won’t be able to focus at all and it pains me so much.